Fore! ...
This event is for those people who want to have a good time
late at night. No knowledge of golf is required - actually knowing
something hurts your chances. No thinking is involved or allowed.
The only choices in this game aren't really choices when you're
in such a short tournament. If you can roll dice and remember
to yell "GO FOR THE GREEN", you're qualified to win
the whole shooting match.
Even if you don't compete in the tournament, you might want
to wander down the Salon hallway about midnight or 12:30 to observe
the Skins game final for this tournament. It's played with big
foam dice that are about 9" across which are thrown against
the wall - missing the wall is a penalty stroke. Spectators have
more fun than the participants since they don't have the
pressure of halving the hole to keep their trophy hopes alive.
Just remember to stay clear of the golfers back stroke. We don't
want to take anyone to the hospital and try to explain the pip
marks on their face.
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